Me: “You wanna hear something funny?….I had bean soup (I made frijoles de la olla yesterday), I brought it for lunch and now my stomach is bloating up like Violet from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
My BFF: “That's not funny that's gross!!!!!! Sharing with me how your stomach is having a circus!!!!! You probably didn't let them soak overnight before you cooked them that's why....”
Me: “No I didn’t and I usually do. But I was in a hurry to have them for dinner. PLEAZZ!! You’ve shared grosser stories with me about your stomach!!”
My BFF: “Yeah, but that's me you were ready for it!!! because you knowI have Gas issues!!!! You, I didn't expect it you caught me off guard !!! 'chew don know my life!'!!”
Me: “Pues, next time I will give you a little warning before I tell you about my gastro-intestinal issues. Lol!!”
My BFF: “You can start off like, ‘I cooked frijoles del oya last night and I didn't let them soak... I had a lot’.. then you wait for my smart ass remark (which would mean I know your issue) Then break it to me!!”
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY SHE'S MY BFF....GOTTA LOVE HER!
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EEWWW!!! IT'S YOU AND YOUR BFF WHO ARE CAUSING GLOBAL WARMING!!!
You're a danger to society!!!
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