COACH....Because Anything Less Would Be Uncivilized!

This Christmas my BFF gets me nothing less than the most beautiful Coach Wallet.  Please see below:

It's purple and pink (Purple, the color of 'royalty' and Pink, the color of 'cute baby girls') What can be more perfect? It's FAB-U_LUZ!

It's warm and soft to the touch. (I'm sure it was made from the skin of a sin-less, milk and honey fed, romantic comedy movie watching baby cow.) All my things fit in it beautifully (although it's a little embarrassing when I take it out to pay and I automatically rub it against my cheek and kiss it before I take out my credit card. Whatever! Those cashiers don't know my life!!)

She gave it to me because at some point I actually owned a wallet made out of black ‘pleather’ with a glittered butterfly on the front (What the hell was I thinking?) Needless to say, my best friend was actually embarrassed to be seen with me for fear that I would whip out my wallet and the ‘masses’ might think SHE owned one too.

She has great ‘classic’ taste and I trust her judgment, but I told her that if she didn’t want to see the ‘butterfly wallet’, then all she had to do was get me another one. Well….she did (WOW!  She sure did).

Did I happen to mention she works at a car dealership....Hmmm, what do you think she would do if my car was covered in butterflies?

Gotta Go!…I have a car to decorate!