Eat, Poop, Sleep - My Life As A Worm

I really hate to admit this but after my niece went off to school I was hoping that the ‘drunken sex orgies’ (which I was sure were going to happen) would keep me busy and give me plenty of blog stories.

‘Drunken’ – It’s less to do with wild drinking and more to do with me being tired because I keep forgetting to take my vitamins. (Although FYI - a friend recommended Fetzer’s Gewurztraminer wine...which is delicious!).

‘Sex orgies’....well, can you really call reading multiple romance novels (at once) a ‘sex orgy’? Unfortunately ...NO!

The funny part is that before my niece went off to school I spent so much time planning all the ‘good’ stuff I was going to do when I was finally on my own again. I was going to pack my Louis Vuitton and fly to Paris for the weekends were I would meet Parisian men who smoked too much and smelled of sin. Then I was going to learn how to tango....IN ARGENTINA ....and slink my way to a bad reputation.

What is actually happening is: I work, I come home, I play with my dogs, I talk to my dogs, I walk my dogs (I know it’s just sad), watch tv, read and then start my day all over again. On weekends, I try to relax from all the excitement during the week by cleaning my house, doing laundry and working from home.....REALLY! ...yes, I know!

I am 2 cats and 1 crucifix away from becoming my neighborhoods ‘Crazy Cat Lady’ (I already have 2 Pomeranians....they are practically cats).

So, what to do? I am not quite sure, but I a have to think of something before I am in the next episode of ‘Hoarders – Buried Alive’, because I finally snapped.

Tune in and see what happens next!