Do you think God answers a prayer when there is a cuss word in it?

The stupid, ignorant, tooth missing, idiot, who lives next door to me is driving me NUTS!!

His parents have been great neighbors for the past 6 years but as soon as they are away from home their useless, piece of shit of a son turns on his obnoxious music like EVERYONE should have to hear it.

It turns out his parents had to go to Mexico because the father’s mother is very sick. They have been gone for almost 3 weeks and this stupid kid has made my life hell ever since. The first week I asked him to turn it down 3 times. However, the other day he had his thuggish looking friends over and he started taunting me in front of them. As a single woman living alone…… it was intimidating. I don’t know what he is capable of and I am not so much afraid of my material things as much as him doing something to my babies – who are left home all day when I am at work.

I pray to God every night for protection. I ask him to send me his most ‘bad ass’ angles (you know the one’s with the swords and the fire) to come and stand guard by my front and back doors. I ask him to please settle down that ‘piece of shit’ until his parents come home from Mexico. I ask God to make his groin hurt to such degree that he can’t get up and turn on his music. Now, I know that as a Christian I should be a little more tolerant, but as a single woman who does not like mafia umpa-umpa music thumping on my walls my only recourse is to pray for his demise!!

Now, along with prayer, I have occupied my time by spying on said neighbor. I also think of ways of ‘taking him down’…for example:

1. I wish I had one of those pressure point needle bracelets like that guy from ‘Kiss of the Dragon’ where I could just shoot some needles at him and stab him in certain pressure points and his blood would drain slowly from his nose. While I stand in front of him and smile at his friends.

2. Invite over my ‘Dark Ops’ friends from the military to come and water board him until he screams out and starts singing Arias, and 80’s music. (I would of course record all of this and put it on YouTube for his friends to see)

3. Sit out on my front porch……. or better yet in front of his front porch and ‘clean’ my many guns and hunting knives right in front of him and then throw a knife at his head and give him a flat top.

4. Drag his ass out naked and tie him up to the porch pillar and have him wait until his friends come over to have a party. (I would a pin a note to his chest addressed to his friends saying ‘You’re Next Mother Fuckers’.

5. Finally….I think of becoming a Ninja and sneaking into his room and waking his ass up with a punch to the face (although I think Ninja’s are a little more elegant with their torture….), then waiting for him to wake up again to give him another punch in the face…..etc…etc…etc.

I know this is very, VERY mean of me to say, but I don’t think I have every wanted an old lady in Mexico (who I don’t even know) to finish up and pass away already!! Isn’t that horrible?? That’s the kind of person this jobless Mother Trucker has made me become.

However, I take solace and what my mother told me several weeks ago. ‘La penitencia esta en el pecado’…translation ‘The penance is in the sin’. I don’t believe he has much to look forward to in life. He is about 20/21 years old and the most unmotivated human being I have ever seen. He has no job, he has no education and from what I can see he has no skills. I hate to say it, but his life seems to be worthless. When I think of him in that way, I actually feel sorry for him.

Now, I may not have the skills or acquaintances to pull anything from 1 thru 5, but if he even thinks of hurting my babies –there is no place on this God’s Earth he will be able to hide and then HE will be the one praying for those ‘Bad Ass’ angels to protect him from ME!!

Amen!!